April 26, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Lena Dunham known for her fierce feminism and the constant smell of wet woodland mammal that follows her like a Pig-Pen dirt cloud is ditching the United State if Donald Trump beats Hillary Clinton in November. Unlike previous celebrities...
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March 30, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Breitbart reporter Michelle Fields has big hair and big tits and employs both as tools in her journalist tool box. She’s composed like a beauty pageant runner up. The one who pounds apple-tinis while bitching about Miss Costa Rica really...
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February 19, 2016 |
celebrity |
josh-j|
Donald Trump has attacked Pope Francis because Francis is blatant front runner who during a speech in Southern Mexico mocked Trump’s Great Wall of Mexico plan. Trump loves that wall even more than he loves his own children, save for Ivanka...
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December 23, 2015 |
video |
Lex Jurgen|
Either you believe Donald Trump is a blowhard who you’d routinely punch in the gunt if he didn’t have security or he’s an incredibly honed in wordsmith who uses the subtleties of language to lure in voters. Trump’s been...
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November 10, 2015 |
crap around the web |
editor|
On last Saturday’s SNL, Larry David called Donald Trump a racist to his face. Though it was part of a bit, David is now entitled to a $5000 bounty a pro-immigration group offered to anyone in the SNL audience...
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August 18, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Donald Trump takes on the big names. Occasionally, illegal immigrant ice cream cart vendors and masa kneading abuelitas, but at times, direct for the gullet of the rich and powerful in his own class. Trump’s latest Tourette’s like outburst was targeted...
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August 11, 2015 |
crowd favorites |
Lex Jurgen|
Donald Trump is a distasteful narcissist. He’s not a retard. Nobody makes period jokes about women on national television. Trump’s comment on CNN regarding Megyn Kelly at the Fox News debate, You could see there was blood coming out...
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August 7, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
I’m not watching a Republican Presidential Debate because a week of afternoon television for fat women has taught me to love myself more than that. I’ll boldly predict Donald Trump the winner over the other nine guys who you’d...
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July 30, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Donald Trump berated a lawyer who was deposing him because she needed to pump breast milk for her baby, according to the lawyer and to Trump. Elizabeth Beck eventually came down on the losing side in the case, possibly...
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July 20, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Donald Trump appears to have lost the sane vote, the Latino vote, the self respecting vote, the moderate vote, the reader vote, and the voter vote. He now appears to have alienated the entire Republican party after making fun...
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