Pirates were really horrible guys it turns out. Brutish, sexist, misogynistic, racist pigs. On a future PBS show, Ben Affleck will apologize for the pirates in his ancestral tree. 

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I’m not a huge fan of children. They  talk too much and you can’t legally punch them. I kind of hate Disney too. If you don’t now, you will after Star Wars. But I wouldn’t waste my falling star wishes... READ MORE