The great Jimmy Kimmel was a guest on Letterman last night, and he and Dave of course talked about the thing they have most in common; hatred of Jay Leno. Sadly Leno’s ratings have been better than expected but... READ MORE

NBC fired Conan O’Brien as host of the Tonight Show because he couldn’t beat David Letterman, something Jay Leno had done for years. So NBC made a tough choice, and even though they would lose hundreds of millions of... READ MORE

LINDSAY LOHAN – is 23, and Roberto Cavalli is 69. Good luck trying to figure out which one to feel sorry for. (wenn) JAY LENO – is planning a week of shows in New York City, to beat Letterman... READ MORE

David Letterman was noticeably hoarse last night on his show, probably from cackling like a mad man as NBC and Jay Leno continue to screw up beyond all comprehension and get eviscerated by every branch of the media. Dave... READ MORE

Mariah Carey looked like hell just last week on the beach in Malibu (here), yet last night on her way to do Letterman, she looked sort of terrific. I guess it’s just the push-up bra. Or maybe it’s because... READ MORE

DAVID LETTERMAN – is now a woman. Or at least will be during the ‘Law and Order’ episode about a talk show host who gets blackmailed after having affairs with members of her staff.  I know what you’re thinking.... READ MORE

Oh thank god this one is from the National Enquirer. A studio surveillance tape reportedly caught the 62-year-old star and a much-younger female co-worker in a compromising position (The tape could end his marriage and) persuade worried CBS execs... READ MORE

I’ve never heard of Quinnipiac University, but the angry dykes in charge of press releases would like you to know they’ve got their eye on David Letterman, and they won’t sit idly by while he has completely consensual relationships.... READ MORE

DAVID LETTERMAN – made a second on-air apology to his wife, because she pretty much threatened to cut his nuts off if he didn’t. “He wanted the whole thing to blow over. But Regina told him he better make... READ MORE

David Letterman may lose his marriage due to the sex scandal thing, but much more importantly, he may lose 300 million dollars. And he’s only been married 6 months. Hopefully this is all a lie, because according to this... READ MORE