June 11, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
The world lost something when skinny Euro chicks smoking cigarettes went out of Vogue. Snarling, sardonic, sour on life blond chicks in angry bras affecting thousand yard stares and only cleaning themselves on holidays. That’s why the G.I.’s were...
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March 21, 2013 |
celebrity |
editor|
Emma Watson went through that period of girl time when she wanted to pretend she wasn’t a hot chick from the Harry Potter movies but a serious gender-neutral artist. So she enrolled at lesbian Brown University and chopped off...
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March 2, 2013 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
There’s no real reason to complain about Emily Ratajkowski, except maybe for the fact that you and I will likely never bang her. And I don’t mean together, I mean, either of us, alone, ever. This chick used to...
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