Chris Brown may be a douchebag, but he wants to remind everyone that he’s the king of all douchebags thanks to the new makeover that he ordered for his 2005 Lamborghini Gallardo. Just like his other Gallardo, Brown wanted... READ MORE

Chris Brown is an asshole version of Nanny McPhee. When you don’t need him and don’t want him, he’ll be there. (Yes, I did just make a Nanny McPhee reference. No, I don’t want to tell you how I... READ MORE

Chris Brown sat down with the folks at the Today show to talk about his relationship to Rhianna. He revealed to Matt Lauer that while in court appointed counseling he learned that beating women to a pulp is not... READ MORE

Game. Set. Match. Rihanna. A source close to the singer, 25, reveals: ‘This is her “F-ck you!” to the world.’ Unsurprisingly, the couple are planning to break with tradition at their wedding, which is likely to happen on a... READ MORE

Chris Brown says the reason he lost his temper and threatened a valet Wednesday night was because the guy tried to fleece him. …the valet outside PINZ bowling alley in Studio City, CA — where Chris was attending a charity... READ MORE

People who point to Chris Brown beating on Rihanna as the sign of his douchebaggery just aren’t digging deep enough. Chris Brown is a shit stain on so many levels, hitting a woman only scratches the surface. But is... READ MORE

Oh shit, must have left the wrong pic up there. In what couldn’t have been a more perfect turn of events yesterday, Rihanna filed a restraining order against some random dude who broke into her house and slept in... READ MORE

It still ranks way behind other things he’s done at the Grammy Awards, but Chris Brown once again showed what a classless dick he is by refusing to stand after Frank Ocean made his way to the stage to... READ MORE

Having already proven that he’s a violent egomaniac, Chris Brown would now like you to feel sorry for him. His life, which he now literally describes as hell, is all fucked because everybody won’t just ignore the endless string... READ MORE

Chris Brown, who you may remember… – Got into a bar fight with Drake. – Stole a fans iPhone. – Threw a chair through a window at Good Morning America. – Breeds pit bulls. – Uses “I won’t beat... READ MORE