The only thing worse than an explanation from someone not so bright for their bad behavior is an unsolicited explanation from someone not so bright for their bad behavior. We, the world, no longer care what you have to... READ MORE

Tom Hanks’ wigger son singlehandedly embodies the challenges of being a beloved non-threatening movie star and reproducing. I accept the majority of children are now supremely gifted if you ask their parents. Should your wife give birth to a dud under these... READ MORE

Imagine being Tom Hanks kid. Everybody loves your dad. You hear it every fucking day. Either dad is an asshole at home and nobody gets it. Or he’s just as fucking endearing as everybody thinks and that’s even worse.... READ MORE