Charlie Sheen has let everybody know he should be throwing out the first pitch at a Cleveland Indians World Series game because he played the iconic Indians relief pitcher in the first two Major League movies years ago. Though... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen's winning formula relied on being alive, being rich, and being desired by women. Those all seem to be going away pretty fast. READ MORE

Charlie Sheen told Piers Morgan that he didn't tell twenty-five of his sexual partners that he had HIV, but that he didn't have unprotected sex with them. Believe him on this, he seems like a good guy. READ MORE

Charlie Sheen appears to be rebranding himself the new face of HIV. It can happen to anyone. Especially people who bareback gay prostitutes and fuck porn stars by the dozen. You banging gals from work in their vaginas not... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen just picked up a condom endorsement which is akin to Melissa McCarthy doing a spot for lettuce. Just weeks ago he was supposedly moving to Mexico to cure his AIDS with arthritic goat milk and become the... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen got the full LA experience, starring in movies and TV shows, doing drugs, banging porn stars, and ultimately contracting HIV. You can't do it any better. Except for the HIV. He is now moving to Mexico to... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen requested a judge reduce his $55K a month child support payments to his two kids by ex-wife Denise Richards. Sheen noted that he no longer had his fat sitcom paychecks coming in and thanks to Martin Shkreli his... READ MORE

Brett Rossi, the porn star turned America’s sweetheart for nearly catching The AIDS from Charlie Sheen, is suing Sheen for a google and half dollars for pain and suffering and a metallic smell that simply won’t go away. Sheen’s... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen may have contracted the HIV virus in the conventional manner, but his attempts to rid himself of the deadly STD and return to a baseline of coronary disease and cocaine induced M.S. are anything but standard. Sheen has... READ MORE

Burt Reynolds who is at the age when you can say whatever the fuck you want, shocked a British TV talk show audience by declaring that Charlie Sheen got what he deserved with his HIV diagnosis. Shocking insomuch as... READ MORE