August 21, 2015 |
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matt-ralston|
LA County Sheriff’s investigators are recommending Caitlyn Jenner be charged with misdemeanor vehicular manslaughter, which is regular old vehicular manslaughter but for rich white people with good attorneys so you get little if any jail time. Driving around town...
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August 10, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
According to anonymous Caitlyn Jenner sources, most notably her publicist speaking with a Kleenex over the telephone mouthpiece, Caitlin Jenner is not the least bit into dudes. She’s ‘into women just as much as Bruce.’ This would be the...
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July 16, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Tonight’s the night we make history, Caitlyn. After strong-arming ABC and ESPN, and them rolling over in a puddle of their own ratings juices, this is the moment when Abby Wambach hands you the mantle of greatness. She cries,...
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June 23, 2015 |
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matt-ralston|
Caitlyn Jenner celebrated Father’s Day with her children. If you think that sentence sounds absurd you’re either a bigot or just kind of smart or neither. This was presumably for a segment of the impending reality show where a...
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June 11, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Enlightened women’s blogging network SheKnows kidnapped the United Colors of Benetton kids and forced them to say tolerant things to say about Bruce Jenner transitioning to a woman. Either these kids were heavily coached or they all have PhD’s...
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June 11, 2015 |
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matt-ralston|
Caitlyn Jenner posed with Dr Harrison Lee and thanked him for doing ten hours of cosmetic surgery which ultimately led to her self actualization of being someone who is obsessed with their face. I’m not even sure plastic surgery should be legal....
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June 9, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
If you’re looking for another lamentable sign of the times, SpikeTV has chosen to delete a Clint Eastwood zing regarding Caitlyn Jenner from the broadcast version of their Guy’s Choice Awards. Naturally, guys would choose not to make Caitlyn...
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June 5, 2015 |
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matt-ralston|
According to Blue Book estimates on a 1949 Douche, Bruce Jenner spent $70,000 to have a brow lift, facial rejuvenation surgery, botox injections, cheek implants, a shaved Adam’s apple and a blue rubber band from a stock of broccoli...
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June 4, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Tom Cruise’s adopted son Connor is the latest to be Caitlyn shamed for suggesting that Bruce Jenner is perhaps not the most deserving recipient of the ESPY Arthur Ashe Award for Courage since he hasn’t been in sports for...
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June 3, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
The curious case of Caitlyn Jenner exposes once more the intellectually dishonest debate over tolerance. Tolerance is an empty slogan employed by individuals with an agenda seeking to forestall dissension. It’s no different than politicians waving the flag around military budgets or hate mongers playing on...
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