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Bruce Jenner Ruins Caitlyn

May 12, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

When Bruce Jenner added tits and designer gowns and courageously announced he was now Caitlyn, his tranny theatrics had an impact on more than merely his friends and family, and to a slight degree, that woman he vehicular killed... READ MORE

Caitlyn Jenner And Mike Pence Have a Thing

April 28, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Walking body part mosaic Caitlyn Jenner says she plans to meet with Mike Pence in Washington to pretend she is an activist, as she has ordered a lapel pin in the past six days. It appears Pence does not... READ MORE

Caitlyn Jenner Conflicted

April 27, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Caitlyn Jenner has been proclaiming her former himself to be a staunch Republican for the past several years. It's really going against the grain. Not as much as having multiple wives and children and then chopping your dick off,... READ MORE

Caitlyn Jenner Makes Post Junk Promo Rounds

April 25, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

The freshly carved former Bruce Jenner took to a series of interview rounds promoting his memoirs, The Secrets of My Life. In most instances, these tell-all memoirs of aging celebrities are overblown cliche. Bruce has shit to tell. 

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Caitlyn Jenner Nude Shoot Prepping

April 21, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Cailtyn Jenner is reportedly planning a nude photoshoot after the successful completion of her gender reassignment surgery. Jenner has been calling herself a woman since she was a disgruntled man in a dress so technically this is merely a... READ MORE

Bruce Jenner Ditches The Dong

April 11, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Caitlyn Jenner has finally ridded herself of her obtrusive and no doubt bottom quartile penis and underwent sexual reassignment surgery right in time for a new memoir. Jenner now has a vagina, or more accurately a facsimile of a... READ MORE

Khloe Kardashian Misses Bruce

April 6, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Conversations happen when two people at least pretend to give a fuck about each other. The Kardashians and discount Kardashians, the Jenners, can manage to fart self-pitying monologues through their collapsing lips.

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Caitlyn Jenner Tremendous Man Tits

January 4, 2017 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Caitlyn Jenner is releasing a line of makeup for the MAC brand. Seems silly at first but really who needs more makeup than Caitlyn Jenner. She's kept the company in business the last few years, the least they could... READ MORE

No Country for Old Men With Tits

August 4, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

E! is canceling I Am Cait after two seasons of what they unashamedly referred to as a documentary of a transitioning transexual. That sounded more grown up than Gay Bruce Gets Tits and Rides a Party Bus. Which is... READ MORE

SI Late to the Bruce Jenner Lady Ass Kissing Party

June 29, 2016 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Bruce Jenner didn't just get tits and a new wardrobe consultant. He became the touchstone media outlets to boost ratings and build LGBT bona fides under the guise of sports celebrity coverage. ESPN busted Bruce's cherry with their cynically... READ MORE

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