Julie Bowen is probably best known as the star of ABC’s acclaimed comedy ‘Modern Family’, but from now on she should be known as a very easily relaxed talk show guest. She went on Lopez Tonight, and when the... READ MORE

Halle Berry has broken up with her Canadian model boyfriend Gabriel Aubry after dating for the past four years, and having a child together in 2008. It’s always sad when a couple breaks up, and since this isn’t a... READ MORE

Playboy model Jenna Bentley is in Hawaii today, and yesterday her skimpy little bikini was vastly over-matched by her awesomely huge breasts. And so of course one of her tits slipped out. How could it not? To contain tits... READ MORE

Tess Taylor is the star of the E! reality show ‘Pretty Wild’. She’s also at the heart of that whole “bling ring” who robbed Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. She’s also the Playboy Cyber Girl of the Year. She’s... READ MORE

JESSE JAMES – is a jackass who has no one to blame for his problems but himself. Unfortunately he admits that. Which makes it hard to attack him. After the divorce news broke, he said, “Sandy is the love... READ MORE

Julia Roberts is a mean old bitch and she looks like something that you would discover living in a mountain cave that the villagers claim is haunted. Oh, but if you work for People magazine, and your job depends... READ MORE

Do these pictures show: A. a yeti on vacation. B. a visualization of that “roll a fat girl in flour” sex joke C. Beyonce and her nipple in Hawaii. This wasn’t some kind of quiz by the way. I... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian wasn’t the only set of luscious titties in the news this weekend, because Jwoww of ‘Jersey Shore’ did some laundry and went to the beach. Oh I know. My heart was in my throat, on account of... READ MORE

Some people say kids are our most precious resource, but those people are God damn liars. You can’t go 10 feet without seeing some punk ass kid. How precious could they really be? Our real most precious resource is... READ MORE

MATT AND TREY – say Comedy Central removed a speech about “intimidation and fear” from last nights episode after some dim witted muslims threatened to kill them. The group says South Park insulted their prophet by depicting him in... READ MORE