Katy Perry went to Coachella this weekend, not to perform but to stand around with her huge tits on display. God bless her heart. But her skinny dirty friend was also intriguing. Look at the gap between this bitches... READ MORE

Ashley Dupree will be on Opie and Anthony tomorrow morning to talk about her time as an escort and her part in bringing down Eliot Spitzer, who was Governor of New York when he saw her as a client.... READ MORE

When NBC approached Jay Leno about doing a 30 minute show at 11:30 and bumping ‘the Tonight Show with Conan O’Brien’ to 12:05 (note to nbc: it’s not exactly “tonight” at that point anymore, is it?), Jay did the... READ MORE

Heidi Montag went to Liquid in Vegas this weekend, her first time in a bikini since the rumor that she got some sort of plastic surgery. I never looked into that because it’s probably just some lies spread by... READ MORE

Jesus came back from the dead yesterday, but the real winners were the people on Miami Beach who got to see Swiss model and apparent godless heathen Michelle Hunziker in a bikini. A dumb Ed Hardy bikini, but when... READ MORE

There better be a mermaid warning us about cthulhu in the blue tent thing behind Kim Kardashian, because that’s the only excuse for that nerd with the camera to film anything but Kim and her unthinkably perfect tits on... READ MORE

Katy Perry and her dopey boyfriend are in Mexico today, and even though she’s annoying as hell, if any guy says they wouldnt bang her, they probably did so with one hand on their hip while snapping their fingers... READ MORE

I was all pouty about comcast and their shitty service yesterday, so I forgot to post these pictures of Kelly Brook in a new campaign for Ultimo lingerie. Aw she’s just fantastic. Beautiful face, huge breasts, long hair, huge... READ MORE

‘Pirates of the Caribbean 4’ won’t have Gore Verbinski, who directed the first 3, and it won’t have Keira Knightley or Orlando Bloom, and all that can be overcome. But now they’ve gone too far. Popeater says… Disney is... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian is in Miami this week to film her sisters reality show and her boyfriend Reggie Bush is in New York to shoot a calendar, but word on the street is that the distance between them is not... READ MORE