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Bono Calls Modern Music ‘Girly’

December 29, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

During an interview with the freshly fire-sale sold Rolling Stone magazine, Bono noted that contemporary popular music is "girly" and believes the rock and roll spirit has left music.

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Bono Is Still Fucking Annoying And Shit Around The Web

April 13, 2016 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

For some reason Bono was speaking before congress on ISIS. Writing Achtung Baby makes you a foreign policy expert. He said that we should send Amy Schumer and Chris Rock to Syria to combat ISIS with laughter. Umm…shut the... READ MORE

Bono Has So Much To Say

January 5, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

Bono has been recovering from his bicycle crash by popping Fair Trade oxy and spending what looks like every waking hour working on a ridiculously lengthy and rambling blog post even he admits you shouldn’t read: “This is too long. You should... READ MORE

Bono’s Broken Hand And Shit Around The Web

January 3, 2015 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Bono smashed the fuck out of his hand in his recent bicycling accident and will never be able to play guitar again. Which is extremely sad news for all the people who were hoping he would never sing again. Learn... READ MORE

Time to Save Africa Again With a Crappy Song (VIDEO)

November 17, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Every five to ten years, Bono and Gay Beethoven and Bob Geldof and whoever’s hot in the British pop music scene spend another few hours re-recording the exact same fucking song to cure the latest African hardship. It started... READ MORE

Apple Creates U2 Garbage Disposal

September 17, 2014 | Uncategorized | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

In light of a new marketing partnership between Apple and U2, 500 million users iCloud accounts had U2’s new album synched to them all by the process of waving a wand and yelling Shazam. All 500 million customers found this... READ MORE

That One’s Married, Taylor Swift

January 14, 2014 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It probably surprised no one that Bono and U2 won a Golden Globe for their song from Mandela, just weeks after the guy died, but it’s fun to pretend that Taylor Swift immediately found the lead singer at the... READ MORE

Charlize Theron and Bono had a Blast at Nelson Mandela’s Memorial Service

December 11, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Charlize Theron and Bono were among the celebrities and political leaders who gathered at the FNB Stadium in Johannesburg, South Africa this morning to pay tribute to Nelson Mandela, and boy did it look like they were having a... READ MORE

Bono is not the worlds richest musician, will not make $1.5 billion today

May 18, 2012 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

In 2009, a private equity firm co-founded by Bono paid $90 million to buy 2.3 percent of Facebook, which has been valued at over $100 billion for their IPO today. And according to TMZ and Page Six, that means... READ MORE

STUFF FROM ALL OVER

October 27, 2008 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

BONO IS IN TROUBLE –  Bono has a wife.  That’s not her. JENNIFER HUDSON OFFERS A REWARD – You probably know by now that Jennifer Hudson’s mother and brother were shot to death in Chicago on Friday, presumably by... READ MORE

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