December 29, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
During an interview with the freshly fire-sale sold Rolling Stone magazine, Bono noted that contemporary popular music is "girly" and believes the rock and roll spirit has left music.
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April 13, 2016 |
crap around the web |
editor|
For some reason Bono was speaking before congress on ISIS. Writing Achtung Baby makes you a foreign policy expert. He said that we should send Amy Schumer and Chris Rock to Syria to combat ISIS with laughter. Umm…shut the...
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January 5, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Bono has been recovering from his bicycle crash by popping Fair Trade oxy and spending what looks like every waking hour working on a ridiculously lengthy and rambling blog post even he admits you shouldn’t read: “This is too long. You should...
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January 3, 2015 |
crap around the web |
editor|
Bono smashed the fuck out of his hand in his recent bicycling accident and will never be able to play guitar again. Which is extremely sad news for all the people who were hoping he would never sing again. Learn...
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November 17, 2014 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Every five to ten years, Bono and Gay Beethoven and Bob Geldof and whoever’s hot in the British pop music scene spend another few hours re-recording the exact same fucking song to cure the latest African hardship. It started...
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September 17, 2014 |
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matt-ralston|
In light of a new marketing partnership between Apple and U2, 500 million users iCloud accounts had U2’s new album synched to them all by the process of waving a wand and yelling Shazam. All 500 million customers found this...
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January 14, 2014 |
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It probably surprised no one that Bono and U2 won a Golden Globe for their song from Mandela, just weeks after the guy died, but it’s fun to pretend that Taylor Swift immediately found the lead singer at the...
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December 11, 2013 |
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Charlize Theron and Bono were among the celebrities and political leaders who gathered at the FNB Stadium in Johannesburg, South Africa this morning to pay tribute to Nelson Mandela, and boy did it look like they were having a...
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May 18, 2012 |
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editor|
In 2009, a private equity firm co-founded by Bono paid $90 million to buy 2.3 percent of Facebook, which has been valued at over $100 billion for their IPO today. And according to TMZ and Page Six, that means...
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October 27, 2008 |
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BONO IS IN TROUBLE – Bono has a wife. That’s not her. JENNIFER HUDSON OFFERS A REWARD – You probably know by now that Jennifer Hudson’s mother and brother were shot to death in Chicago on Friday, presumably by...
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