July 27, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
New York magazine spent the past six months interviewing thirty-five Cosby accusers to fully document their assault stories then blended their portraits into one giant Fat Albert raped me collage. Give credit where credit is due, this is pretty fucking...
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July 20, 2015 |
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matt-ralston|
Details of a lawsuit Bill Cosby settled with a woman who accused him of rape, as is customary when becoming intimate with Bill Cosby as well as tipping the housekeeping staff, paint him as a manipulative pervert. His deposition...
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July 16, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Barrack Obama took a hard stand against rape, one of his more controversial statements since his infamous spurning of fetal alcohol syndrome. Obama was asked whether Bill Cosby should have his Medal of Freedom which was given to him by...
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July 14, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Behind every successful serial rapist is a woman with a super impressive ability to ignore shit. Jerry Sandusky’s wife used to crank up Patsy Cline while Jerry was down in the basement showing boys the fine line between pass interference and...
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July 7, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Bill Cosby testified in 2005 to buying Quaaludes and Benadryl to drug women he wanted to have sex with. He admitted to drugging Andrea Constand with at least thee tablets of Benadryl yet somehow avoided jail time because that...
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May 15, 2015 |
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Famous TV dad and thirty-times alleged rapist Bill Cosby finally spoke up about all the sexual assault charges in an interview where he said basically, fuck if I know. He babbled incoherently for the whole interview as if he’d...
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May 5, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
I know. You got drugged and raped by Bill Cosby too. We need a May 31, 2015 moratorium on women coming forward to claim Cosby raped them in the (enter decade)’s. Not because your accusation isn’t true, but because...
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March 26, 2015 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Chelsea Handler suddenly remembers she was almost Cos-Raped ten years ago in an Atlantic City hotel where she was performing standup. She remembers being with three dudes who were maybe filming her for something she can’t remember. So, sex tape....
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February 23, 2015 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Eddie Murphy was supposed to do a Bill Cosby impression on Celebrity Jeopardy for SNL’s 40th anniversary show. Instead he bailed on it and decided to awkwardly stand on stage for a 80 seconds leading to speculation that he lost...
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February 20, 2015 |
crap around the web |
editor|
Grim faced former funny person Eddie Murphy refused to do his famous Cosby impression on the SNL40 anniversary show over the weekend. Sweater clad rapist Bill Cosby publicly thanked Eddie Murphy for showing such restraint then invited Murphy’s hot...
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