May 16, 2017 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
With his trial for being a sexual cretin coming up shortly, the Cosby family public relations campaign has officially begun. Bill Cosby or whoever is handling him these days kicked it off with a Tweet of love and support... READ MORE
November 3, 2016 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
Smug lawyers are fond of saying the American justice system is "perfect." Those guys should be put in jail for parking tickets. Bill Cosby's latest defense in his rape trial is the premise of a movie he and Richard...
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July 20, 2016 |
celebrity |
matt-ralston|
In the midst of facing prison time Bill Cosby is claiming to be blind meaning he probably can't see what people put in his drinks. One of his lawyers, Monique Pressley, who is obviously a huge piece of shit...
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May 25, 2016 |
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matt-ralston|
There's something about being charged with a serious crime that really pronounces your physical ailments. Suge Knight went from being a robust ex-linebacker to Weekend at Bernie's. Bill Cosby is apparently now blind and had to be led away...
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March 7, 2016 |
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Lex Jurgen|
Struck by a selfless epiphany, Malcolm Jamal Warner wants to know why Bill Cosby’s work is being removed from syndication while other sexual offenders in television and film seem unaffected by their own untoward sexual dalliances of the past. You...
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January 8, 2016 |
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Lex Jurgen|
George W. Bush awarded Bill Cosby the Presidential Medal of Freedom in 2002 for being an upstanding black dude who picks on the wrong kind of black dudes. Bush gave out previous awards to Andy Griffith and Fred Rogers so...
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December 31, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
There’s a not small percentage of the black population who believe that racism alone explains why successful black men are ever accused of crimes. This means Bill Cosby can never be convicted by a jury of his peers. Prosecutors can...
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December 30, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Criminal sexual assault charges were finally filed against Bill Cosby because district attorneys got tired of being asked at holiday parties why they never did shit for fifty years. Cosby’s being charged specifically for the 2004 case of the Temple...
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November 13, 2015 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Drexel University rescinded their honorary degree to Bill Cosby because Cosby no longer embodied the values and high mindedness of people to whom you arbitrarily grant fake degrees. Also, he had a shitload of overdue library books. Drexel cited...
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November 3, 2015 |
WTF |
Lex Jurgen|
Nicki Minaj and other responsible party trick or treaters took time away from looking like inflatable human fuck toys to criticize the inflatable raping Bill Cosby costume. If you set aside the feelings of a hundred rape victims for...
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