August 19, 2016 |
Uncategorized |
Lex Jurgen|
Justice Brandeis noted that sunlight is the best disinfectant. He was referring to corporate deceit, less so gnarly prematurely aging tits. It came to mind when wondering how this chick didn't realize posing in the midday sun was not...
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August 19, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
The journey is more important than the destination. Something to repeat to yourself when you have no idea where the fuck you're headed. Maitland Ward posts revealing photos of herself daily to her social media accounts, which includes topless...
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August 19, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
After making a plea not to put her children into paparazzi photos, Kim Kardashian stripped down to a thong at Girls Gone Wild founder Joe Francis' digs in Mexico and paraded her daughter North West around in a matching...
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August 16, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
If you've got a decent mug and less than three cracked teeth in British junior high, the local Patriots Fund disburses money for a tit job and a calendar to mark your first topless appearance in Page 3 of...
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August 11, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Bai Ling was for one shining 90's moment the go-to Chinese chick in Hollywood movies. There can be only one. There are only so many action films going ensemble enough to require Asian. That's just demographics. Get in line...
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August 9, 2016 |
bikini |
Lex Jurgen|
Vogue declared this chick one of the top models of the 2000's. She entered the decade at nine years of age, so that's probably worth a Special Victims Unit investigation.
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August 9, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Tracy Anderson is the tiny athletic trainer who dances Madonna and Gwyneth Paltrow and other women you'd never want to take along on a road trip into tip top shape. She leads by example. That includes a healthy diet,...
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August 9, 2016 |
celebrity |
Lex Jurgen|
Courtney Stodden honored her miscarried fetus by shaving her head and taking leopard skin bikini selfies.
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August 4, 2016 |
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Lex Jurgen|
In the old days, a tiny chick with small tits could never get her nude body in the door of glamour modeling. Upon finally making it naked onto the porn version of Playboy run outside of international law from...
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July 29, 2016 |
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Lex Jurgen|
This Brazilian chick with the bleached blond hair is either promoting soccer, the Olympics in Brazil, or how easy it is to take ambitious bikini models far away enough from the city that hounds won't sniff out her remains...
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