There has to come some time when you have millions of impressionable Instagram followers that you consider potential damage you might do to strangers. Most of those followers are young women and most have no clue you're putting shit... READ MORE

Most problems in life can be solved simply by being beautiful and having stellar tits. Joanna Krupa's reputation suffered dearly with past accusations of hooking and having a pussy that smells like StarKist left out for the tabby. The... READ MORE

The line of succession of blond women with enormous bikini jugs in Hollywood is starting to settle. The behind the scenes Tudor era realpolitik largely unseen by the general audience content to splash one out to the winner. Kate... READ MORE

Social media stardom is no longer a novelty. It's a business. Get in early. Alexis Ren started with bikini photos at fifteen. One of her barely covered mid-teen photos went viral and everybody politely pretended it wasn't millions of... READ MORE

It's not that pouring water on your tits is ever a bad idea, but there is the potential for a look of desperation. Bella Thorne's two older sisters continue to play the role of Vince and Dom Dimaggio. You... READ MORE

Self-described "heavily published model" Melissa Lori continues her experiment of laying in a thong on Miami Beach to see what opportunity comes knocking. The food trucks are decent and at some point an ocean-soaked man with decent prospects may... READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow conducted an interview and obviously manufactured bikini photoshoot with Samantha Bee for Harper's Bazaar where Paltrow comes clean on everything that means nothing and run through a perfection blender available for sale on Goop. READ MORE

The next time you smugly declare the life of a bikini model to be all sunshine and party drugs, remember the part about not eating. Most people get grumpy after half a day without a meal. Only the very... READ MORE

It took me a while to remember who this chick was. The Jewish girl they let me on The Hills to avoid federal lawsuit. READ MORE

After a long hard day there's no better way to relax than with a long slow pull of female objectification. It's like drinking, but you can drive yourself home safely even after an hour of pounding. READ MORE