Nobody makes it overnight. Even the kid actors who booked gigs before they were old enough to remember had to survive a multi-year spanking machine of pedophiles and their feuding stage parents explaining where the money all went. 

The National Enquirer is running with a piece that Real Housewives cast member Bethenny Frankel may be playing up contentious battles with her ex-husband in order to create dramatic content for her reality show. To save everybody time on... READ MORE

Remember all those politically elitist rants from Jennifer Connelly this past year? All those gender pay gap myth screeds? The announcing of lesbian and gender experimentation and the death to penis signs in seminal pro-Muslim refugee marches in... READ MORE

Life is good for Eugenie Bouchard. She's ranked forty-fourth in women's tennis behind forty two other women and Serena Williams who mocks them all from from her testosterone castle. She's young, she's pretty, she looks pretty sweet in her... READ MORE

After a series of tormented lectures from editors and models alike at Sports Illustrated on body acceptance, Charlotte McKinney is a breath of fresh air. She has enormous tits, she's hoisting a thong and she's not saying a word. The Nobel... READ MORE

Shamelessly frame this as a bold faced promo. Fifty-one weeks a year it's okay to mock Sports Illustrated for lacking sports and focusing entirely on illustrated. A simple name change to Airbrushed Titties in Paradise would solve the truth... READ MORE

America is fast becoming a nation of whiners. Ironically, the most vulnerable persons among us, young skinny white models, get up every day, shut their mouths, and show off their tits and ass in public to catch a break.... READ MORE

It's impossible not to see a lineup of offspring from a certain family and start picking out the one that is not like the others. Every family has their Eric Trump. What the fuck happened there? When a signature... READ MORE

This is one of those things that you heard a few months ago maybe but didn't sink it that it could be true. Rumer Willis got a job. It's a big moment for thrice remarried parents when their kid... READ MORE

In a game of deciding who the world needs more, a crossover German violinist known for his brash playing style, or a second tier porn star who hooks on the side, you have to go porn star hooker. Low rent sex... READ MORE