I was hoping I could hang out with Aida Yespica and Claudia Galanti on Miami beach for 10 minutes without the paparazzi taking a bunch of pictures of us, but I guess not. Is my green speedo sexy? Yeah,... READ MORE

I don’t know what ‘Tough Love Miami’ is, but apparently it’s on VH1, and stars Leilani Dowding, who was at a pool in Miami yesterday. She’s not really my type (because she doest have big tits) but this did... READ MORE

Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez had a playdate in Los Cabos, Mexico, on Wednesday, with Selena hanging out in a sexy bikini, and Justin occasionally remembering that he’s supposed to be straight. She even stretched across him a few... READ MORE

Cindy Crawford, who turns 46 in February, spent Thanksgiving on the beach in Los Cabos with her husband Rande Gerber and their 10 year old daughter Kaia, and to be honest I’m a little disappointed in how she looks... READ MORE

Tomorrow is Thanksgiving of course, the day we celebrate Americas glorious victory over the savage Indians who tried to invade the United States, and inevitably someone will demand we list things we’re thankful for. One good answer would be... READ MORE

Before we get to todays new story claiming Kris Humphries was mean to Kim Kardashian during their 72 day marriage, let’s flash back to this story 4 days ago: “Kim was stunned by the amount of bad press and... READ MORE

I had a ten minute conversation with Michael Bay one time when I was bartending in Santa Monica, and he was nothing but nice even though he was Michael Bay and I was just some smart ass bartender, but... READ MORE

Juliette Lewis was down in Los Cabos yesterday, and what’s a reasonable reaction to seeing her spreading her legs like that? Is it to lean back a little, then forward, then stare for 5 seconds before mumbling, “…uuhh.” Because... READ MORE

Jessica Sutta, who used to be in the Pussycat Dolls and will release a solo album in May, was in a bikini on Miami Beach yesterday, and it was even better than the last time she was in a... READ MORE

God knows why there are two versions of this thing, but there are, and so here’s the second one (first one here). I cropped the tags and the actual calendar part again, so you’ll just have to take my... READ MORE