Polish model Joanna Krupa and her equally attractive sister Marta went to the beach in Santa Monica today, and Joanna rubbed lotion on Martas back, and her shoulders, and adjusted her bikini, and OH MY GOD WOULD YOU JUST... READ MORE

If you’re making a movie about Johnny Depp, but can only afford Johnny Depps non-union Mexican equivalent (presumably named Juanny Depp), it would be a good idea to have him stand next to a skinny girl with huge tits... READ MORE

Jennifer Love Hewitt was also on twitter this weekend posting a bikini picture, and I appreciate that she only showed the parts of herself that still look good. It’s more honest than pretending all of her looks good. Her... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian spent some more time on twitter this weekend posting pictures of herself in a bikini, some of which were taken underwater and in artistic black and white. Looking at these, why it’s like we’re in some fancy... READ MORE

Kim Kardashian posted these bikini pictures on instagram last night with the captions “pool time”, which seems likely, and “#nofilter #nophotoshop”, which seems impossible. You mean to tell me this dark picture where the subject is at a 45... READ MORE

Rihanna was on her yacht off the coast of France today when police on wave runners pulled up and asked her to turn her music down. After that they ticketed a pelican for loitering and chased a seagull who... READ MORE

Katy Perry spent this afternoon by her hotel pool in Miami, wearing a little black bikini and making flat-chested girls feel bad about themselves. If not for her annoying personality she’d be perfect. It’s like a fable where the... READ MORE

It’s funny that these pictures of supermodel Kate Upton should show up, with that gorgeous water and blue sky behind her, because just half an hour ago I was having sex with a model and she wanted a noose... READ MORE

Are pictures of Paris Hilton in a bikini better than no bikini pictures at all? Only in the sense that they might remind you to go look at some better bikini pictures later on. Let me know if you... READ MORE

While Jessica Stroup and Jessica Lowndes stood around getting angry over how skinny Annalynne McCord is, she bent down and revealed a couple of mysterious bruises on her ass. And do you know what kind of girls show up... READ MORE