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I’m sure there’s a perfectly reasonable explanation for why Jaime Pressly is hanging out in liquor stores in a bikini, but I never read what that might be because that sign says ATM and I saw that and started... READ MORE

As dumb as it seems now to have thought Buffy was hot 5 years ago, it’ll be even worse with Hayden Panettiere.  At least Buffy was a good show. Haydens face is okay, but she has short little arms... READ MORE

These pictures of Hayden Panettiere yesterday in Cannes, spending the day on a yacht with her new limey boyfriend Steve Jones and a group that included Elton John’s homosexual lover David Furnish, Ryan Phillippe (who gets a lifetime pass... READ MORE

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I wish there was some way to cleanly edit out the little kid from this picture of Miley Cyrus in a bikini while at the Atlantis resort in the Bahamas this weekend. But it’s a hot picture because she... READ MORE

America isn’t as awesome as it used to be, because now we have all these God damn hippies constantly crying about everything, but we do still rule at everything good, including the killing power of our military and the... READ MORE

One time on Opie and Anthony, Patrice O’Neal said, “A beautiful 35-year-old ain’t as as good lookin’ as an ugly 19-year-old.” And because that might be the most brilliant thing anyone anywhere has ever said ever, keep it in... READ MORE

I wish I had been born as a tall sexy blond and then got big fake tits, because lounging around a pool in a bikini for a living looks like something I could do. (who: Victoria Silvstedt.  where: Marbella,... READ MORE

Some things to take away from these pictures of Kelly Ripa yesterday, down in Miami with her hunky husband and their three kids, in town to film “Regis and Kelly Live.” Picture 4 – Yeah, yeah you like that? ... READ MORE