I don’t know what Eva Longoria was doing in St Tropez yesterday, but it was clearly something nefarious. It doesn’t take a master detective to figure out that a yacht named “Pure White” was paid for with cocaine. (hq... READ MORE

KIM KARDASHIAN – is engaged to Reggie Bush, although no date has been set for a wedding.  Saints fans are probably surprised.  If he likes being behind enormous asses this much you’d think he’d wait for his offensive lineman... READ MORE

Kate Gosselin spent more time in a bikini at the beach earlier today, with all 8 kids but without her 1 husband.  That sounds dangerous.  I bet TLC would love it if a kid got hurt.  That channel got... READ MORE

Stuff like that headline, or, oh, better yet, “This woman has 8 kids?!?!” is the kind of thing that would be here if this was Entertainment Tonight or People, or if it was the beginning of our journey to... READ MORE

Cameron Diaz and all the people who don’t find her irritating went for a walk together on the beach this morning, and even though she’s a fug annoying mess with bigger bumps on her face than her chest, she... READ MORE

Kim and Kourtney Kardashian went rollerblading in Miami this week, and Kourtney is clearly hotter than Kim so if she plays her cards right I may let her have sex with me, but I’m concerned because whatever race they... READ MORE

You may have thought Palm Springs couldn’t get any hotter, but then Tori Spelling spent Memorial Day there in a tiny little bikini. I know she’s often not considered attractive according to our western standards of beauty, but other... READ MORE

Michelle Trachtenberg and Emmy Rossum have a lot to learn about being famous. Kim Kardashian easily won the bikini contest at the Nivea Beach House in Malibu yesterday. In fact she was seemingly the only person who thought there... READ MORE

ZAC EFRON – is considering breaking up with Vanessa Hudgens because he’s being told, “When people see them together, they think of their characters.” As in from “High School Musical”.  Another way to change his image would be to... READ MORE

Some days, lots of very famous people do many interesting and scandalous things. Other days, the star of “Aliens vs Predator” goes to a beach in Miami with a friend who is topless. Guess which of those today is.... READ MORE