80 percent of all Asian girls are super hot. All the other races probably average like 30 percent. And Sports Illustrated supermodel Jarah Mariano is the worlds hottest Asian girl, so according to the formula, that means she’s the... READ MORE

If there’s anything better than the way Kim Kardashian looks in this bikini, I haven’t heard of it. And I’ve heard of many many things. Well over two dozen. Unfortunately who ever did her makeup smeared it on like... READ MORE

KARL MALDEN – died today at the age of 97. He won the Academy Award in 1951 for “A Streetcar Named Desire”. How did he die?  What am I, a scientist?  (source = yahoo) R KELLY – might have... READ MORE

The last time there were bikini pictures of Denise Richards, she once again kept her stupid denim shorts on, and so I summoned up my courage and said I’d had it with her non-ass showing shenanigans.  Then I posted... READ MORE

BRITNEY SPEARS – and her agent/boyfriend took to the pool this weekend outside her house in LA.  She’s taken her hair from blond to brown, while he went from brown to blond.  Just imagine all the fascinating conversations these... READ MORE

Amy Adams was the only recognizable name to show up in a bikini this weekend, and you may be wondering if she’s been hiding some amazing hot body all this time. Let me put it this way: No. See... READ MORE

Her birthday isn’t until Thursday, but Lindsay is dumb as a rock so she held a party for herself this weekend in Vegas at Wet Republic inside the MGM. Her career of course has hit the wall harder than... READ MORE

The world that this dumbass page focuses on has taken a weird turn this week, one I don’t approve of. Thankfully “90210” is filming pool scenes in Beverly Hills today. So, wait, THEY have a pool like that too,... READ MORE

Someone remind me why I’m supposed to hate Sienna Miller, because I see pictures like this and my memory gets a little fuzzy.  She’s in Positano, Italy this week with bf Balthazar Getty and … oh yeah is that... READ MORE

Denise Richards hit up the beaches in Hawaii again today, and again she dragged her dumb kids around and never took off her shorts. So if she’s not gonna bother to care about these pictures I’m not sure why... READ MORE