It’s been a few years since Ali Landry was considered a big deal but she proved in Malibu this weekend that she’s still gettin it done, even after a kid at age 35. She was of course Miss Teen... READ MORE

Kendra Wilkinson is in St Lucia this week for her honeymoon, and it would seem pregnancy has already begun it’s attack on her once perfect body. Well, whatever. When I banged her back in April I told her this... READ MORE

Katy Perry was somewhere yesterday. In Europe. I don’t know where. Let’s just say France. Katy Perry was in France yesterday, and she hung out for a while at her hotels pool in this boring Old Navy bathing suit... READ MORE

Demi Moore is 46, and this is her today in a bikini in the Bahamas. That Benjamin Button thing isn’t real is it? Because she seems to get better looking, her body gets in better shape, with every passing... READ MORE

Mena Suvari is in Mexico this week with her tiny boyfriend, and I can’t explain why but I hate that dude. I have no idea who he is but I guarantee he sucks. He acts real tough. Says, “be-lee... READ MORE

Ashley Tisdale is in Hawaii today. Or something. I think it’s Hawaii. I uploaded these like 30 hours ago so who knows at this point. I mean it’s Ashley Tisdale. Who cares. She’s the third most talented one from... READ MORE

When you look at these pictures of Jenna Jameson in a bikini, spending the Fourth of July in LA with her boyfriend Tito Ortiz, it’s hard to believe that a girl could do hardcore porn for 15 years and... READ MORE

Janice Dickinson showed off her old-timey rack in Malibu for the 4th, and, uh, I really hope those implants are new and not from when she was modeling. Because if they are they’re probably stuffed with asbestos and lead... READ MORE

CURRENT SONG – Theme from “Saw”, remixed by BoneCrusher, with Lil Jon and Fatman Scoop. Bone Crusha is my N-word. (hear it here – explicit lyrics) MICHAEL JACKSON – will be buried this week. Without his brain. Because his... READ MORE

FRIDAYS FUN FACT! – Julianne Moore was caught outside her Malibu home this week, and although her skin appears to be white, it’s actually transparent.  It appears white because she reflects and scatters all natural light. The color white... READ MORE