Day three of the bikini modeling marathon at the Ritz-Carlton in Marina Del Rey went off without a hitch yesterday, this time featuring Britney in a sassy purple number that combines flair with function. I think people got the... READ MORE

Actually when I worked at the Ritz Carlton I started out as a porter. Which is to say, bellman. It was a dumb job but it was real easy to make 150 a day. And of course my naturally... READ MORE

It’s like 3:30am right now and History International has a bunch of shows on about the Pacific Theater in WWII and Mt Suribachi and the Battle of Okinawa, and the commercials during this are exactly what you might expect... READ MORE

On Friday, Megan Fox dressed all sexy for a meeting at Casa Del Mar, a hotel on the beach in Santa Monica. At the time I mentioned that I used to tend bar there. Now we take another trip... READ MORE

Jenny McCarthy is mostly famous these days for her comically uninformed rants about vaccines causing autism. Time magazine and Johns Hopkins hospital say there’s no evidence of any kind that this is true, but Jenny has big tits and... READ MORE

Sienna Miller is in Ibiza, Spain today, and I never knew that place was such a hotspot until everyone in Hollywood started going there. If you don’t know, it’s actually an island about 30 miles off the eastern shore... READ MORE

Whatever noble Sports Illustrated staff member it was who went on Twitter and posted these behind-the-scenes pictures of Bar Refaeli shooting the 2010 Swimsuit Issue is officially my new hero. That stranger who gave me his bone marrow when... READ MORE

The good news is that if Kourtney Kardashian will let the dork in these pictures get her pregnant (which she has), she probably would let me punch that kitty too. The bad news is that, as previously stated, she’s... READ MORE

Carla Bruni, the French first lady, showed off her hot ex-model body while on a vacation in the south of France, and let’s all hold hands and pray our first lady doesn’t take this as some sort of challenge.... READ MORE

Kim Zolciak from ‘The Real Housewives of Atlanta’ is at the Atlantis resort in Paradise Island, Bahamas this week, and something something something, what is with that God damn wig (full size pic here). It looks like the hair... READ MORE