Lady Gaga is in Rio today, and she and a friend (makeup artist Tara Savelo) hung out on her hotel balcony in bikinis. Which was a terrible idea because Tara is a solid 8, and Gaga is even more... READ MORE

Olga Kurylenko (‘Quantum of Solace’, ‘Seven Psychopaths’) spent yesterday in Miami on the beach with her boyfriend Danny Huston, and even though this happened last week too, it still doesn’t make a lick of sense. Not only is she... READ MORE

Danny Huston is a perfectly capable and likable actor (among many other parts he played Stryker in ‘Wolverine’) and he’s the son of legendary director John Huston, but he apparently dates Olga Kurylenko, the hot girl from ‘Quantum of... READ MORE

These pictures of Kate Upton and her miraculous boobs are from the GQ shoot she did with hack photographer Terry Richardson, but he’s a creepy douche who always puts himself in a picture with the model doing his stupid... READ MORE

The UK girl group ‘the Saturdays’ took surf lessons on Venice Beach today while filming scenes for their reality show, because what could be more captivating than flat chested 7’s falling into three feet of water for half an... READ MORE

At first I thought Gabrielle Anwar of ‘the Tudors’ and ‘Burn Notice’ looked ok in a bikini in Miami this weekend, but then I realized she also played the cute girl in ‘Scent of a Woman’, and with that... READ MORE

Ali Landry went paddle boarding in Maui over the weekend, and “Hawaiian paddle board instructor” seems like a pretty good job. Not only do you get to stare down Ali Landrys top and right at her ass, but if... READ MORE

Losing weight is hard and takes discipline, and Jessica Simpson is lazy and spoiled, so naturally she got tired of dieting to lose weight after giving birth almost immediately and asked doctors to give her a gastric by-pass. Twice.... READ MORE

Sofia Vergara was on Katie Courics daytime talk show this week, because apparently that’s a thing that exists now, and said she’s glad she rejected the advice from her clearly gay or jealous publicist who pressured her to get... READ MORE

Today has been incredibly unsexy, and it’s not that I forgot to post these bikini pictures of Halle Berry in Malibu earlier this week, it’s that I was waiting for just the right moment so that everything would be... READ MORE