Victoria Silvstedt spent yesterday off the coast of Monaco, riding a jet ski and tanning on a yacht, but when it seemed like one of the other whores was getting all the attention, she literally started dancing around to... READ MORE

Jessica Biel was in Puerto Rico over the weekend to visit Justin Timberlake while he films another movie no one will ever watch, and I can’t believe she’s gonna marry that little faggot when I’m right here waiting with... READ MORE

Kate Upton is on the cover of the July issue of GQ, and as you can see she was practically naked. I wish I had known about this photo shoot because I would have taken a towel and covered... READ MORE

While Liam Hemsworth is off filming a movie in New Orleans, his fiancé Miley Cyrus spent yesterday in the pool with her friend Cheyne Thomas, and then on her hands and knees while her friend Cheyne Thomas stared at... READ MORE

Miss Pennsylvania Sheena Monnin was on the Today show this morning repeating her claims that the Miss Universe pageant, or at least the Miss USA portion which was held last weekend, is rigged. She’s already resigned her crown and... READ MORE

‘Bachelor’ winner Courtney Robertson had a photo shoot on the beach in Malibu today, and when she wasn’t frolicking in the water she was reading the erotic novel ‘Fifty Shades of Gray’. And the book got her so turned... READ MORE

I want people to know that it’s perfectly ok to question and even criticize the merit of posting things like a new Kate Upton gif and bikini pictures. Because it’s not like I can actually hear you, and I... READ MORE

It was a hot day at the beach in LA, so AnnaLynne McCord had a popsicle called the Big Stick, and if only there was some kind of joke to be made about her on her back getting hotter... READ MORE

Swiss actress and model Michelle Hunziker spent yet another day on Miami beach today, this time with her boyfriend Tomaso Trussardi. This guy. Thankfully, on every full moon, Michelle washes her vagina with a potion made from wolfsbane to... READ MORE

Scarlett Johansson and Busy Philipps spent a little time by the pool in bikinis while in Montecito this weekend for Drew Barrymores wedding, and even though the picture quality here isn’t great, by the time you make it to... READ MORE