UK model Imogen Thomas walked through a London park today with a friend, both in bikini tops, sucking on what they would call an ice-lolly. Which probably makes more sense than “popsicle” but still sounds weird. Maybe tomorrow she’ll... READ MORE

The good news for Warner Bros. is that ‘the Dark Knight Rises’ made 161.8 million dollars this weekend, setting a new record for movies in 2D. The bad news for Warner Bros. is literally everything else. Almost immediately after... READ MORE

The secret to having good Avril Lavigne bikini pictures is to not have Avril Lavigne in them. These are a good start but ideally you’d replace her entirely with some better looking girl with larger breasts. That’s also the... READ MORE

Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Jessica Gomes was on Miami beach yesterday, and she looks Latin but she’s actually half Portugese, half Chinese, and from Australia. She was also our 23rd President. Wait, that doesn’t sound right. I might be... READ MORE

It looks like ‘Dancing with the Stars’ host Brooke Burke was trying to be low-key while at a pool in Miami today with her husband David Charvet, but it didn’t work. Because she’s famous and famous people are easy... READ MORE

Ashley Tisdale spent some time relaxing by the pool at the Bacara Resort and Spa in Santa Barbara, and then some time screaming in terror when she opened her eyes and saw the paparazzi on a ledge 10 feet... READ MORE

Now that ‘Footloose’ and ‘Rock of Ages’ have come and gone, and died at the box office, hopefully Hollywood will stop trying to force Julianne Hough on us. She’s so completely ordinary, in every possible way, I actually resent... READ MORE

Still on vacation in Ischia, Kelly Brook went swimming today, taking great care to not get her hair wet. As if there was a chance of that. Short of a cthulu attack or dropping her out of a plane,... READ MORE

It’s not as if Elle Macpherson was posing for these pictures today in Ibiza, Spain, and they catch nothing but unflattering angles, so it seems unfair to judge how she looks in a bikini based on just this. More... READ MORE

Hopefully these pictures of Jessica Alba with her two kids at a hotel pool in Amalfi, Italy, today don’t give any other girls the dangerous idea that they can have two kids and still look fantastic in a bikini... READ MORE