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April 23, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

When Ben Affleck appeared on the PBS snooze fest Finding Your Roots, which traces the guest’s genealogy to the nearest Coppola, he successfully lobbied the show’s producers to exclude the revelation that one of his distant relatives owned slaves.... READ MORE

Ben Affleck Slave Shamed

April 20, 2015 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Actor and super person Ben Affleck asked PBS to censor their documentary series Finding Your Roots where they revealed Affleck had an ancestor that owned slaves. Finding Your Roots is designed to inform white celebrities that their great-great-great-grand uncle... READ MORE

The Most Boston Thing Ever

February 3, 2015 | celebrity | matt-ralston| 0 Comments

No matter what part of the country you’re from or which NFL team you support, it’s important to acknowledge that people from Boston are especially fucking annoying. The accents are unbecoming as are the stupid shamrock tattoos and being hammered... READ MORE

Ben Affleck Defender of All Things Holy

October 8, 2014 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

I bet it sucks to be Muslim these days knowing other Muslims are beheading journalists and mowing down women with machine guns in the name of your same Holy One. Especially in the modern digital world where every bit... READ MORE

Ben Affleck Jelly Spine And Shit Around The Web

July 30, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Kevin Smith revealed that his bromance with vagina-chinned Ben Affleck ended because Jennifer Garner thinks Smith is a foul mouthed fat stoner piece of shit. It’s unclear if she had problems with parts of that or all of that.... READ MORE

Batman’s Butt Chin And Shit Around The Web

July 25, 2014 | crap around the web | editor| 0 Comments

Zack Snyder revealed another look at Ben Affleck as Batman and it’s worse than we could have imagined. Ben Affleck’s stupid ass chin sticking out of that cowl feels like my inner child is getting kicked in the nuts.... READ MORE

Batman’s Looking Pretty Jacked

October 25, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Perennial Dad of the Year contender Ben Affleck picked his daughter, Violet, up from school yesterday for a little shopping in Los Angeles, and he was clearly sending a message to the legions of pissed off nerds that don’t... READ MORE

The Runner Runner Premiere Was An A-List Affair

September 19, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck‘s and Justin Timberlake‘s new “one for them” movie, Runner Runner, had its premiere at the Planet Hollywood Hotel and Casino in Las Vegas last night, and for at least a few minutes the red carpet was an... READ MORE

Childhood Is Officially Dead, Ben Affleck Is Batman

August 24, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck is going to play Batman in the sequel to Zack Snyder’s Man of Steel. Let that sink in. If you need a moment to go into the bathroom and cry and cut yourself, I understand. Snyder announced... READ MORE

Ben Affleck: Courageous Politician

August 14, 2013 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Ben Affleck is the latest Hollywood self-important figure considering entering politics. Affleck has been very vocal about his political beliefs over the years, using his fame as a soap box to tell the world what he thinks about important shit.... READ MORE

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