In addition to packing on fifty pounds over the past decade, Ben Affleck also seems to have packed on a vagina, and he and his puss continued their "The things we would have done if we had known about... READ MORE

Every man exists somewhere on the scale of skeevy male behavior. From one to ten. Maybe you see yourself on the bottom end. You're not a zero. No man is or we wouldn't have seven billion people on this... READ MORE

People magazine can confirm based on multiple anonymous sources that Ben Affleck was fucking SNL producer Lindsay Shookus at least two years before his formal separation from Jennifer Garner. Shookus was also still married at the time to another... READ MORE

Jennifer Garner finally pulled the trigger on divorce papers with Ben Affleck. She's been dangling the documents for a couple years now, during the course of their separation.

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Drunk dads are the best. Especially when your dad's Batman. The paps recently caught Ben Affleck hanging out with Jennifer Garner and their two and a half kids. He pulled out the good wig. 

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Ben Affleck finished a run in rehab while you weren't even paying attention. Pretty epic sleight of hand. Also, nobody notices where he goes. Occasionally, check the press wire to see how Batman's going. His press people show up... READ MORE

Ben Affleck has removed himself from the director role on the next installment of the Batman movie series which will never stop being re-booted. Protest that at airports. The timing of the release is based upon a decent  number... READ MORE

Ben Affleck revealed he took the part in the universally panned Batman vs Superman to redeem himself for his performance in the slightly less universally panned Daredevil. Are you even reading these scripts dude? READ MORE

Last year Ben Affleck appeared on an insufferable PBS show called "Finding Your Roots" and it turned out that his roots were people who owned and beat and raped slaves. Affleck is against slavery because he's really progressive so... READ MORE

The Batman no one wanted, in the movie with the dumbest premise, gave the surprise no one asked for. Affleck, who is starring in the upcoming Batman v. Superman: Dawn of Justice, unexpectedly popped out of the Batmobile for tourists... READ MORE