The Secret Service has taken a bad rap in recent years for banging prostitutes and getting wasted and not shooting Justin Bieber and burying him quietly in the Mojave desert. In recent weeks, knife wielding crazies seem to be... READ MORE

I didn’t expect the Hollywood photo agencies to fold like my grandma playing poker at the Fremont when they got shots of Malia Obama at a celebrity hangout in Venice wearing what has been described as ‘grown up’ clothing.... READ MORE

The Korean Central News Agency, the official press arm of the North Korean government, has been trying to boost sagging subscription numbers with some rather epic racist rants in their little newspaper. They’ve got columnists calling out other world... READ MORE

The Vice President is like the less ambitious son who still lives at home who you give a few odd jobs to keep him from hanging around the house and eating all the cereal. You don’t give him Ukraine... READ MORE

I can’t remember all the shit Obama promised as President. Just last night he promised a ton more shit. I believe I’m supposed to get laid more often and look a hint less like a beagle. I know Obama... READ MORE

The most powerful Black man in America, Jay-Z, not only doesn’t care that Cubans in Miami are pissed at him for going to Cuba but he also is flippant about getting his buddy Barack Obama into trouble. Last week... READ MORE

Ever since Barack Obama landed in Israel, politicians over there have been grilling him about why he’s even there and when he’s going to let convicted spy Jonathan Pollard out of prison so he can move to Israel and... READ MORE

On Thursday, Time magazine will run a cover showing Osama bin Laden stamped with a red X, because yesterday SEAL Team 6 kicked in the door of his bedroom and shot him in his fucking face. It’s similar to... READ MORE

Um, did that lady just say our new President and First Lady do a lot of fisting?  Because if so, if President Obama condones that sort of thing, I see no reason to shut down Gitmo. There's no way... READ MORE

Since President Obamas inauguration is the big story today, sex-kitten reader Nadia sent in this link showing what’s inside the Secret Service Yukon XL that follows the presidential limo.  Namely, the Dillon M134D Gatling Gun, a six barreled, electrically... READ MORE