If you’re one of those people who doesn’t like to watch gory plastic surgery reality shows because you don’t want to see the image of a sole bloody detached nipple awaiting it’s new placement every time you close your... READ MORE

  Thanks to a reader request, I remembered that Ariel Winter is still alive and is still a big sloppy dump truck with big sloppy tits, so, here we are. Being obviously momentarily delusional after witnessing the overwhelming beauty... READ MORE

When deciding if you would in fact hit Icky Azalea's holes, pretend that you see her at a club, she says "wanna plow my gross body?" - like she's said to so many men before - and adds that... READ MORE

For as much as Ariel Winter is a downer for me because she makes me think about the plight of whales, she is twenty-years-old, and does have a twenty-year-old’s ass. How will it look when it’s thirty? Surely scraped... READ MORE

The photo agency for these said, “Paraguayan model Claudia Galanti shows off her hot bikini body on the beach in Miami”, and I don’t know where Paraguayan is, but her ass is amazing, so I assume it’s what the... READ MORE

Larissa Riquelme is the lingerie model from Paraguay whose tits made her the World Cups brightest star, and she famously said she’d run naked through the streets if Paraguay won the Cup. The bad news is that Paraguay lost... READ MORE

Just a few hours after the United States won their World Cup match sending them to the round of 16, Playmate Karissa Shannon stepped outside to get her mail in a USA jacket and not much else. Because it... READ MORE

Speaking of Katy Perry, she wore this fantastically designed leotard to a dance studio yesterday in Hollywood. I don’t know which studio in particular though. Try looking through the police blotter in today’s paper. If there’s a story about... READ MORE