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Ashton Kutcher had an affair with Britney. Or something.

September 28, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Star magazine is expected to go to press tomorrow with a headline that screams, “World Exclusive: It’s Over! Demi & Ashton’s $290 million divorce!” Meaning Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher are getting a divorce after 6 years of marriage... READ MORE

boring Ashton Kutcher > insane Charlie Sheen

September 22, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

For the most part, working in Hollywood is just like working anywhere else. All people really want is to go to work, do their job the best they can, and then go home. Which is why it should come... READ MORE

Ashton Kutcher is a snazzy dresser

August 25, 2011 | Uncategorized | editor| 0 Comments

Ashton Kutcher was on David Letterman last night, and after that he went to the Dress Like A Douche Championships. SPOILER ALERT: He won!!!! (image source = inf) READ MORE

Charlie Sheens is dead and buried (on ‘Men’)

August 2, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

At any point during it’s first 8 seasons, I could have described ‘Two And A Half Men’ as being about as funny as a funeral. And now that’s literally true, since that’s how they’re going to explain replacing Charlie... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen is “destroyed” to lose Two And A Half Men

May 16, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It should probably go without saying that if you go on TV with two prostitutes and explain in great detail about how much you love drugs and call your boss a “pussy punk” and “piece of shit” among other... READ MORE

Charlie Sheen reacts to Ashton Kutcher taking his job

May 14, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

Like everyone else, I naturally assumed Charlie Sheen would take the news that he was replaced on ‘Two And A Half Men’ by Ashton Kutcher with a quiet dignity. But, as it turns out, he was a smug, condescending... READ MORE

CBS will replace Charlie Sheen with Ashton Kutcher

May 13, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It’s just a few days until CBS hosts their upfront (when networks basically stage a huge convention and party and present next seasons shows to advertisers so they buy commercial space now, hence the term “upfront”) so it’s pretty... READ MORE

Ashton Kutcher is a f**king idiot

April 16, 2011 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

It only takes a minute to find hundreds of horrific tales about human trafficking. The most common are about girls, usually in their teens, who are kidnapped, held as slaves and forced into prostitution. Or they’re trying to escape... READ MORE

Demi Moore is 48 and still looks like this in a bikini

February 16, 2011 | beach | editor| 0 Comments

Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore are in the Caribbean today, and no matter how much unicorn blood she has to drink every day to still look this way, it’s all been 100 percent worth it, because she looks terrific.... READ MORE

Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher went to Israel

October 11, 2010 | celebrity | editor| 0 Comments

On Friday I mentioned that Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher had sort of a sex party thing with Michael Phelps (not the first time Moore and Phelps have been seen together according to the NY Post and the Enquirer),... READ MORE

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