Jennifer Lopez is a mean selfish cunt and everyone hates her, so when reports claimed her insane demands made it impossible for ‘American Idol’ to sign her as a judge this season, they seemed extremely believable. After all it... READ MORE

Despite being unpopular, unqualified, and a demanding pain in the ass, Jennifer Lopez is apparently still the producers top choice as the third judge on American Idol next season, and things could be official in just a few days.... READ MORE

RIHANNA – says there is no typo on her tat, as was reported yesterday. “Rebelle fleur translates to rebel flower, NOT rebellious flower, it’s 2 nouns so in that case fleur does not HAVE to be first!” So see.... READ MORE

AVRIL LAVIGNE – went swimming in Malibu yesterday and for a second her top slipped down a little (NSFW version here). If you can’t open the picture right now, just imagine someone took Grovers nose and put it on... READ MORE

Bored indifference is sweeping the nation today because there’s been a series of reports, breaking one after another, about the new judges panel for American Idol. First Ellen DeGeneres announced on her twitter she was leaving after just one... READ MORE

In what sounds like some sort of elaborate trick, Miley Cyrus will go on American Idol this week as a mentor to the remaining 11 contestants. Meaning she’ll teach them what she knows about singing and a career in... READ MORE

Last night ‘American Idol’ stopped in Dallas, where one of the contestants was a 23-year-old with a whip and wrapped in skin tight leather named Erica Rhodes. She dressed that way because she used to be in the cast... READ MORE

Katy Perry was one of the guest judges last night on ‘American Idol’ when they stopped in LA, and you may find this hard to believe but she seemed to be annoyed by Kara DiWhateverhernameis, and even threatened to... READ MORE

Adam Lambert | MySpace Video When Little Nicky was on ‘American Idol’ last year, many were wondering what he was gonna do in the studio because on stage he was at his best when singing over the top insanity... READ MORE

VH1 Divas | Divas Video Last night Paula Abdul channeled all her seething contempt for Ellen DeGeneres and opened the 2009 VH1 Divas concert by doing an impression of her. Meaning she dressed like a man and danced like... READ MORE