It’s absolutely tragic news that a woman in mascara was allegedly beaten by a man, also in mascara, so bad that Revlon didn’t have any matching eye shadow hues available from their “my husband hits me” line to cover... READ MORE

  Fantastic Beastiality star Ezra Miller is about a year late to the #MeMeMeMe! game, but he’s certainly making a splash here on the Dark Web by all but pinpointing artsy director Gus Van Sant as a pedophile. At... READ MORE

My first thought when the idea of being beaten by my lover Amber Heard is, I could have been beaten by worse. I can just imagine all of the unreported domestic violence experienced by men in Hollywood. Do you... READ MORE

Amber Heard contributed to Johnny Depp’s downfall. She walked away with a $7 million settlement, his sanity, and some furniture. Then she proceeded to slide in-between Elon Musk’s arms right after. But then for some reason, she had an... READ MORE

Amber Heard is hot but also crazy. Sometimes the balance between the two shifts so much towards the lunatic side of the scale that being hot doesn’t make up for a dumb deed. Fortunately for her the judge who... READ MORE