Adrian Peterson plead no contest to misdemeanor reckless assault for taking a thin tree branch and beating his young son about the arms, legs, and naturally the ball sac for fighting over a video game controller at his home. Peterson... READ MORE

Adrian Peterson’s uncle apparently paid for a hotel room and a group of hookers with a credit card account linked to Peterson’s charity. The charitable foundation’s rep, who is most likely Peterson’s home theater guy, denies any such malfeasance.... READ MORE

Outside of being gay in Hollywood or fat in Michigan, the easiest stereotype to fall into is self-righteous about how other people raise their children. Adrian Peterson is a clueless jock who doesn’t understand why being a two weeks... READ MORE

Adrian Peterson is accused of beating a completely different four year old bastard than the one he whooped with a switch. Some people are calling this a sign he has a pattern of abusing his children. I say, he’s... READ MORE

I’m all for leaving the government out of the bedroom, the bathroom, and the shed where you whip your boy with deciduous branches. I intend to have kids one day. I’m going to bring back an 1880’s style of... READ MORE

An indictment came down today for Adrian Peterson for punishing his four year old kid with a switch last May. That’s a thin tree branch for you people who live in big cities and didn’t get whooped proper as... READ MORE