Tila Tequila went on a pro-Hitler social media spree in honor of the Austrian painter’s birthday. She Photoshopped herself into pictures with him and lauded his achievements. No mention of his micro-penis. That would be tacky on his special... READ MORE

In an upcoming book entitled, Hitler’s Last Day: Minute by Minute, historians confirm that Hitler was in possession of a tiny “micropenis.” The Führer suffered from hypospadias wherein testicles fails to descend during puberty, and “often the sufferer has to urinate out of a... READ MORE

If anyone thought she was done acting like a spoiled, drunken retard, you can kill that because Lindsay Lohan is suing E Trade Securities for 100 million dollars over their commercial featuring a “milk-a-holic” named Lindsay. Seriously. Lohan’s lawyer,... READ MORE