Aaron Carter Is Misunderstood; Only Slightly Into Men
April 3, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments
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April 3, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments
January 1, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments
Chloë Grace Moretz is not winning the war when it comes attracting unquestionably heterosexual men. After Brooklyn Beckham ditched Madison Beer to get back with Chloë is was clear that he’s into ugly women who look like pretty men.
READ MORESeptember 15, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments
Carter was apparently shocked when he realized he was looking into a mirror and not watching a deleted scene from The Walking Dead deemed too gruesome for basic cable. Instead of going to the hospital to deal with that mess,... READ MORE
August 11, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments
Aaron Carter's highway to mental breakdown is being punctuated with various diversions before he eventually points those Second Amendment rights at himself. Carter recently announced that he puts the B in LGBT - B meaning Batshit crazy - and last night performed at... READ MORE
August 8, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments
Aaron Carter is rewriting his single That's How I Beat Shaq to That's How I Beat Off Shaq with a new bisexual confession that marginally peaked the interest of the Internet for four minutes. After a recent string of... READ MORE
July 17, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments
Pop sensation Aaron Carter was doing his updated version of Aaron's Party - drinking, smoking weed, and driving with a prostitute girlfriend - when he was slapped with a DUI by the Habersham County, GA police. He was also... READ MORE
June 9, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments
Contrary to popular belief, Aaron Carter did not die in the 2010's due to stage four obscurity or a glue overdose. He's alive and all set to make his presence known to any terrorists that gets in his way.... READ MORE
February 20, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments
Aaron Carter was jumped by a member of the band opening for him at a dive bar in Bradley, Illinois. If you were opening for Aaron Carter, you'd want to kill somebody too. It reflects poorly on your chances... READ MORE
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