I’ve been to LGBT rights rallies with less LGBT rights rallies in them than the Golden Globe Awards. I blame the foreign press. That group of sods and fops and exiled entertainment reporters living off swag and junkets in... READ MORE

Realistically, I’d not turn down any woman not on food stamps, or if on food stamps, she should have an ample bosom, and barring all that, a woman with a decent TV and the NFL package. If she has no... READ MORE