Katy Perry was the big winner at last nights MTV Awards, thanks to her cool punk hair, her huge tits, and a dress that showed her huge tits. More girls should do stuff like this. This look is awesome.... READ MORE

As you watch Tom Cruise sell a billion ‘Knight and Day’ movie tickets by dancing with Hennifaa Yopez at last nights MTV Movie Awards, keep in mind that he’s … ahem … FORTY FUCKING SEVEN years old. I’m joining... READ MORE

It’s bad enough to have a name that rhymes with an non-specific insult, but it’s even worse when it seems to reflect you personally. Like If you’re a comedian. And your name rhymes with “bland”, for example. So did... READ MORE

Deuteronomy 2:25 says, “This very day I will begin to put the terror and fear of you on all the nations under heaven. They will hear reports of you and will tremble and be in anguish because of you.”... READ MORE