Just in time for Halloween, a caravan resembling a scene from World War Z of over four thousand mostly Hondurans is making the grueling trek across Mexico, planning to eventually seek asylum at US Border Patrol – the closest... READ MORE

I’m glad to see more people seeing love as the union of two souls rather than the just a union of compatible genitalia. In most places now, especially America, a man is free to openly profess his love for... READ MORE

Start your week in style with these sexy links including Lia Marie Johnson nude, Lola McDonnell naked, and a new nudity-centric trivia game from Mr. Skin! READ MORE

  Here’s a rule of thumb. And this applies to everyone besides Sarah Silverman, so listen up. If an otherwise platonic friend asks to blow his dick wad in front of you, have either a serious heart-to-heart about your friend’s... READ MORE

  The Deuce was porny per usual this week with tits from Margarita Levieva and Rebecca Gruss, but James Franco is in one of the shots, so bye boner. Shameless’ Kate Miner showed off her rack after banging Lip in... READ MORE

I think I’m old fashioned. Or have undiagnosed autism. Maybe both. Either way I like things to be consistent. Like most people, I’m all for equality, when it’s appropriate. For example, I’m not saying that women shouldn’t be firemen,... READ MORE

  As someone lacking self-respect and wanting to dabble in getting alcohol poisoning via butt chugging, I actually toured Clemson before choosing a college. But after much deliberation I settled on a half-week college set up inside a former Circuit City.... READ MORE

  Ugly ass some of a bitch butthole eyes vampire Pete Davidson and America-hating nymphomaniac Bratz Doll Ariana Grande split up one week ago, and already Davidson is on his post-split bullshit tour. Just like he reported Grande did with... READ MORE

Even after years of drinking and drug abuse, if I was down to 47 brain cells, I would still be confident in my ability to come up with at least 47 better ways to celebrate my 47th birthday than... READ MORE

The Beckham family is a little off. But that’s to be expected whenever a soccer superstar marries a Spice Girl. That union is pineapples on pizza, it should have never happened, but it did and here we are. Victoria... READ MORE