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Mr. Skin Minute: Crack a Nut to Nutcracker’s Keira Knightley (VIDEO)

November 2, 2018 | celebrity | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

This week's Mr. Skin Minute is sexy daily and Knightley! READ MORE

Yeezy Model And Hooker Shannade Clermont Facing 20 Years In Prison For Stealing From Overdosed John

November 2, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Remember, no debit cards on hand when banging klepto hookers on Fentanyl. Lesson of the day. READ MORE

Bob Saget Hosts New Funny Video Show For Adult Audience

November 2, 2018 | News | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I have never thought of myself as an “edgy adult” but I do love to watch video clips in a TV show type format. Just kidding. I am an edgy adult, ask me about my opinions on abortion. Also... READ MORE

Beth Morgan Tail End of Halloween and Crap Around the Web

November 1, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

It's the first of November but there's plenty of Halloween hotties to round up including Julianne Moore, Bella Hadid, and the sexiest nude SNL alums! READ MORE

There Is A God. Kim Kardashian Caught Saying “Retarded” On Video

November 1, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  For as much as we here on the Dark Web know that Kim Kardashian is the off-brand Mexican Gak-injected Antichrist, most of the population, believe it or not, views her as pretty much infallible. A carefully-curated career turnaround... READ MORE

Mike Tyson Making New Comedy About Weed Farming

November 1, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

It doesn’t get much more unorthodox than Mike Tyson. I’d suggest he fire his business manager that continually encourages Mike’s peculiar behavior, but it keeps him relevant. I’ll admit, before the Mike Tyson Mysteries cartoon, the thought of Tyson solving... READ MORE

Jennifer Lopez Thinks Celebs Have It Better Now

November 1, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  We often scold celebrities for extravagant spending, yet deride them for looking cheap. The fact that they’re able to do both in one fell swoop is a testament to their taste level. But today I’m going to put a... READ MORE

Boo. The Jenndashians Went As Victoria’s Secret Angels For Halloween

November 1, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Apparently when you have millions of dollars, see your kids four times a year, and have no job, you dress up in multiple Halloween costumes in one night for unspecified events. One of which, in the case of this... READ MORE

Bon Jovi Tears Kim K A New One

November 1, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’d imagine the descent into depravity that crowned Kim Kardashian as the whore of Hollywood, the same one the bible warned everyone about, probably looks something similar to the seven circles of hell from Dante’s Inferno. The only thing... READ MORE

Victoria Justice Ouija Bored and Crap Around the Web

October 31, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Spice up your Halloween with these sexy links including Bebe Rexha's rack, Victoria Sinitsina's nip slip, and an in-depth look at the sex and nudity of Dario Argento's films! READ MORE

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