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Scarlett Johansson Dedicates Fake Award To Our Troops

November 12, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  After a year of #MeToo-ing the hotness right out of herself, Scarlett Johansson is taking a stab at appealing to a larger fan base outside of sexually abused women. Instead of dedicating her coveted People’s Choice Award for... READ MORE

Louis C.K. Finds A New Woman And Less Uptight Audience

November 12, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m guessing if you’re a guy that likes to butter his baguette in front of your lady friends without warning, France is an excellent place to spend your Me Too exile. The place has fines for catcalling but if... READ MORE

Now You: Beach Or Mountains

November 11, 2018 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Now’s the time of the year when those of us not getting smoked out of our mansions in sunny SoCal start daydreaming about escaping the cold weather. I love going to the beach, and I also love going to... READ MORE

Madonna’s Daughter Is A Furry

November 11, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m not a fan of modern feminist ideology turning young women into hairy fairies. I understand that being a strong woman requires repeatedly chanting “I don’t need no man” in your head all day like a lunatic, but you... READ MORE

Blind Item: Disgraced Actor Just Banged 17-Year-Old Despite Having Girlfriend

November 10, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

"I'm not sure this A- list disgraced mostly movie actor from an acting family could have found anyone younger and still be legal than who he was with last night. As in she turned 18 this week. Where was... READ MORE

Kim K Requires Snack Breaks During Sex

November 10, 2018 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I can think of a few things I rather experience more than news of more spilled tea concerning Kim Kardashian’s sex life. Things like getting my hands on a full bottle of Chrissy Teigen’s breast milk for my morning... READ MORE

Alysia “Please Be Mine” Kaempf and Crap Around the Web

November 9, 2018 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Close out your week with these sexy links including Emma Hakansson nude, Bex Taylor Klaus bare, and the weekend's hottest nude stars including Claire Foy! READ MORE

Caitlyn Jenner’s House Burns To The Ground

November 9, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Why do people continue to pretend like Southern California is going to be around in ten years? God has obviously chosen it as his personal Rage Room, and between the rising waters, mudslides, wildfires, and drought, seems to... READ MORE

Where To See Nudity From This Weekend’s Stars

November 9, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  We already have a shot of Claire Foy’s ass from her starring role in this weekend’s The Girl in the Spider’s Web, and it’s as hot as you think. Jessica Barden will strip down for The New Romantic, but if you... READ MORE

Emily Ratajkowski Ass Shake To Stave Off Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

November 9, 2018 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  I’m huddled in the Dark Web bunker trying to avoid needing to Google the names of the roughly ten-thousand rando models who appeared in last night’s Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show. They’re on every damn site. And they’re not even... READ MORE

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