November 13, 2018 |
NSFW |
Sam Robeson|
Who buys DVDs? Certainly not you after seeing all the worthwhile shit right here thanks to a trio of tits and even a vag in Look Away, Francesca Eastwood’s tits in MDMA, Aprilann in Johnny Gruesome, Marley Frank in Apotheosis, some British skanks...
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November 13, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
Stan Lee Is Dead at 95. The only good thing that comes from Stan Lee’s passing is that a gender fluid version of Spiderman never existed in any spider-verse while he was alive. There’s been affirmative action Spiderman, Spider-ham, and...
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November 13, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Disclaimer: When we do our new and thrilling Would You Hit It, Last Woman On Earth Edition, you need to really visualize that this is the last woman on the entire planet before casting your dick’s vote in the...
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November 13, 2018 |
News |
Sam Robeson|
If you’re looking to cross your favorite inbred racist Fentanyl-addicted Tennessee cousin off your Christmas shopping list, then look no further than Trumpy Bear – a, thanks to a viral commercial, popular plush toy resembling President Trump with an American...
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November 13, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
The devil is obviously working overtime in California attempting to collect the debt owed by the handfuls of elite that sold their soul. If they refuse to bring themselves to hell to burn for all of eternity as stated...
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November 12, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
Are-WHOA-las. Rite gents. Ginger Gonzaga had to bare her tits while in bed with a naked Jim Carrey on Kidding, Cynthia Alesco’s areolas aren’t fucking around in The Romanoffs, and finally, Zoe Steinbrenner, Svenja Jung, and Anna Bederke are weird and...
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November 12, 2018 |
celebrity |
Elliot Wolf|
I wonder what are the necessary qualifications an individual must possess before being allowed to have a street, park, bench, or any other publicly shared entity named after them. I propose they name an STD after Farrah Abraham. It...
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November 12, 2018 |
celebrity |
Sam Robeson|
As our perception of reality gets consistently #MeToo-ed by fake ass celebs who, ironically, appear on reality television, I thought it would be beneficial to our souls to have a periodic check-in as to what these people actually looked like...
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