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Amy Schumer sure is a magical woman. I just wish making herself disappear was one of her tricks. Amy is to NFL Boycotts as Nicole Arbour is to the “This Is America” music video. Both females that allegedly claim... READ MORE

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I decided that mischief wasn’t for me after figuring out the best employment available to habitual offenders with records was Burger King Drive-Thru. And that’s if you’re lucky. Because now fast food positions are being labeled as actual careers,... READ MORE

Quentin Tarantino’s house is one of the last houses anyone should ever want to break into. Because I’d imagine he’d aggressively defend his property the same way he aggressively defends Roman Polanski’s preference for pilled 13-year-old girls at house... READ MORE

  Jesus? Oh he canceled. A little magical baby might have been the og reason for the season, but everything changed the second Phoebe Price landed on this plane in a spaceship. Price has been a Dark Web blog staple... READ MORE

Merry Christmas from Mr. Skin and the Mr. Skin Podcast! Whether you’ve been nice or extra naughty, Mr. Skin wants to give the gift of counting down his top ten hottest Christmas moms. These are the sexiest MILFs from... READ MORE

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