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New Mariah Carey Bikini Pics Sponsored By Photoshop And The Year 2000

January 7, 2019 | bikini | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  View this post on Instagram   A post shared by Mariah Carey (@mariahcarey) on Jan 4, 2019 at 3:47pm PST   People actually think that these new Insta pics of Mariah Carey looking hot in a bikini were... READ MORE

Madonna’s Brand New Butt

January 7, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Guess who just bought new glutes off the black market? Black-acceptance seeking Madonna’s newly remodeled backyard is enough to make Sir Mix-a-Lot finally tell his first fib. I’m not sure what her options were when checking out available asses... READ MORE

Pete Davidson Stands Up To Louis C.K.

January 7, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Pete Davidson is herpes. Every time we attempt to forget, it flares up again. His most notable achievement is being known as the one that got away from Ariana Grande unscathed, RIP Mac Miller. I’m not sure what Davidson... READ MORE

WTF Was Timothée Chalamet Wearing At The Golden Globes

January 7, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Well I wasn’t going to cover the fake Gloden Blowjob Awards past Chrissy Metz calling Alison Brie a bitch, but then Timothée Chalamet walked into my life. I just can’t quit you Tim. Everyone’s favorite sassy starlet on... READ MORE

Chrissy Metz Swears She Didn’t Call Alison Brie A Bitch

January 7, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  I generally don’t cover awards shows, especially the Golden Globes, because pandering to people so delusional they don’t realize those GG trophies are 100% bought and paid for (sometimes with nature’s credit card) seems unethical. Too easy. Enabling. Like... READ MORE

Healthy Chrissy Teigen Steams Her Vagina

January 7, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Elderly-shame me all you want, but sometimes I feel very fortunate to not have grown up in this generation. Back in my day, a much more innocent time, the only thing that was getting steamed was White Castles hamburgers... READ MORE

Gwyneth Paltrow Foursome In Foreign Land

January 6, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I feel like there’s more than a few men enjoying an interactive adventure with Gwyneth Paltrow’s bandersnatch. Gwyn is probably scared of being swinger-shamed. That’s why she’s keeping these exotic orgies in far away lands a secret. Brad Falchuk... READ MORE

Demi Lovato Dating Again

January 6, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Demi Lovato is ready to change her single status on social media to “it’s complicated.” New year, new her, new drugs, and a new man to share them with. Recently released from rehab and a relationship with her entry... READ MORE

Rob Kardashian Desperate To Get His Daughter Back

January 5, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Rob Kardashian is the type of guy to pay top dollar for subpar used panties, see skid marks, and be too afraid to ask for a refund. He takes being a loser to unprecedented levels. And now he wants... READ MORE

Kanye Back To Beefing With Drake Over Kim

January 5, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Rap “beef” used to be real. But now its biggest headliners are two cornball brothers that both live in Calabasas going back and forth on social media. Tupac and Biggie didn’t die for this. Drake refusing to scoop the... READ MORE

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