Guess who just bought new glutes off the black market? Black-acceptance seeking Madonna’s newly remodeled backyard is enough to make Sir Mix-a-Lot finally tell his first fib. I’m not sure what her options were when checking out available asses... READ MORE

Pete Davidson is herpes. Every time we attempt to forget, it flares up again. His most notable achievement is being known as the one that got away from Ariana Grande unscathed, RIP Mac Miller. I’m not sure what Davidson... READ MORE

  Well I wasn’t going to cover the fake Gloden Blowjob Awards past Chrissy Metz calling Alison Brie a bitch, but then Timothée Chalamet walked into my life. I just can’t quit you Tim. Everyone’s favorite sassy starlet on... READ MORE

  I generally don’t cover awards shows, especially the Golden Globes, because pandering to people so delusional they don’t realize those GG trophies are 100% bought and paid for (sometimes with nature’s credit card) seems unethical. Too easy. Enabling. Like... READ MORE

Elderly-shame me all you want, but sometimes I feel very fortunate to not have grown up in this generation. Back in my day, a much more innocent time, the only thing that was getting steamed was White Castles hamburgers... READ MORE

I feel like there’s more than a few men enjoying an interactive adventure with Gwyneth Paltrow’s bandersnatch. Gwyn is probably scared of being swinger-shamed. That’s why she’s keeping these exotic orgies in far away lands a secret. Brad Falchuk... READ MORE

Demi Lovato is ready to change her single status on social media to “it’s complicated.” New year, new her, new drugs, and a new man to share them with. Recently released from rehab and a relationship with her entry... READ MORE

Rob Kardashian is the type of guy to pay top dollar for subpar used panties, see skid marks, and be too afraid to ask for a refund. He takes being a loser to unprecedented levels. And now he wants... READ MORE

Rap “beef” used to be real. But now its biggest headliners are two cornball brothers that both live in Calabasas going back and forth on social media. Tupac and Biggie didn’t die for this. Drake refusing to scoop the... READ MORE

Put this bizarro week to bed with these sexy links including Delilah Hamlin topless, Phoebe Tonkin naked, and the top ten celebrities we hope go nude in 2019! READ MORE