This week's Mr. Skin Podcast explores Dakota's North and South! READ MORE

Conspiracy theory time. What if AIDS under a microscope Bella Thorne was meta, and her new self-directed music video for Fuck Me Firetruck was a commentary on the stage four delusion experienced by the whore-des of D-list plastic surgery... READ MORE

Lindsay Lohan has changed her financial situation more times than New York City has changed the definition of gender. If a gender fluid person is able to identify as both a man and woman at the same time, even... READ MORE

Start your week off on the good foot with these sexy links including Carolina Garzon naked, Cambrie Schroder nip slip, and hot red band trailer lesbian action! READ MORE

  This video is an addendum to last week’s rapist-empowered Xtina post, because it really exemplifies just how delusional we can be towards a musician if we think his songs are damn bops. R. Kelly has been a know sexual... READ MORE

Some celebrities do actually own a heart.  Britney Spears’ father falling ill is the best thing that’s ever happened to Vegas. Not the best for Britney, though. Spears has been canceled until further notice. Why does it take someone... READ MORE

Bygones are no longer bygones. MeToo has turned into one big angry bitch with an affinity for bringing up old offenses to argue her point. I’m still willing to point out that are more important things to ponder over... READ MORE

"At the 2:00pm recess, Katy and four other students were in an ‘off-limits’ area (behind the backboards) practicing a skit. Katy pretended that a tree was Tom Cruise and began making sexual motions (‘pelvic thrusts’) to the tree." READ MORE

Today we remember Anna Faris, because there's no way her poor heart is going to be able to weather the news of her ex Chris Pratt getting engaged to some random mangled whore. Well actually the woman Pratt is... READ MORE

Don’t, for a second, believe that just because Ariel Winter lost weight that all is right in the world again. R. Kelly is still at large and Michael Jackson is channeling his displeasure from the afterlife after finding out... READ MORE