Sometimes I wish vegans were forced to follow the same rules as your average superhero and not disclose their identity everywhere they go. But superheroes don’t exist and neither does a vegan who doesn’t jump at every opportunity to... READ MORE

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"Apparently this former A+ list mostly movie actress who is probably still A and probably always will be has multiple voodoo dolls in her home representing her ex. She also forbids her children from speaking of her ex anywhere... READ MORE

It’s always important to remember to wear two condoms when penetrating a woman who has Marilyn Monroe posters in her home. Any woman that idolizes Marilyn isn’t exactly the best kind of women to accidentally have kids with. Monroe... READ MORE

  Body shaming is just a fancy term for bullying, and if you’ll recall, people bully because they’re dead on the inside. Remember how the bullies in elementary school always had the unexplained bruises and moms who smoked cigarettes... READ MORE

  Have any of you seen the Dark British Web series on Netflix called Age Gap Love? It’s about old people fucking young people. Uh oh. Macaulay Culkin is standing right behind me isn’t he. Yikes. Like Culkin after spending the night... READ MORE

Pete Davidson is everyone’s go-to guy when you want to be let down. Having a great day? Just remembering that he even exists is enough to send that great day you were having straight to the dumps. And then... READ MORE

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I always wondered what Lisa’s turtle looked like when it wasn’t stuffed in a pair of pants that were probably tailored by Memphis Design. But not anymore. She ended up with the short stick later on in life. Her... READ MORE

I take Piers Morgan about as serious as someone who says that they can make a grilled cheese sandwich in a microwave. Sophie Turner apparently feels the same way after labeling him a twat. But I’m slightly conflicted here... READ MORE