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Kelleth Cuthbert Thufferin’ Thuccotash and Crap Around the Web

January 25, 2019 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Put your week to bed with these sexy links including Lina Esco nude-ish, Shay Mitchell's booty, and the best skin-filled flicks leaving Netflix, Amazon, and Hulu in February! READ MORE

Blind Item: Model Careening Towards Death With Drinking And Smoking

January 25, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  The fact that today’s Blind Item alcoholic bulimic model has three names really narrows down our choices. Visually, I think we’ve been getting a vibe from Lily-Rose Depp for some time suggesting she dines exclusively on cigarettes and... READ MORE

Now You: Manscaping, Brought To You By Matthew McConaughey

January 25, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  While appearing as a guest on the esteemed PBS think piece Watch What Happens Live, Matthew McConaughey was asked by a fan if he manscaped for his thong-clad appearance in Magic Mike. McConaughey started by explaining that he’s Scottish-Irish... READ MORE

Nick Cannon Upset With Travis Scott Over Super Bowl Performance

January 25, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Travis Scott went from Kanye West underling to being the sperm donor of a woman worth a billion dollars. All while releasing some of the most forgettable music in history. And now, according to Nick Canon, Travis has returned... READ MORE

Salma Hayek’s Bathing Suit Boobs Wowewowow

January 25, 2019 | beach | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

  Seeing fifty-year-old testicle sac head Celine Dion really got me thinking about this crazy thing we call life, and about at exactly what point our bodies implode on themselves. My coworkers and I truly think that Dion lied... READ MORE

Bebe Rexha Too Big For The Average Designer Dress Size

January 25, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

I’m going to be honest here. When I first heard the name Bebe Rexha, I thought it was an advanced form of Ebola or some other kind of contagion. Then after looking a little deeper, it turns out Bebe... READ MORE

Gabrielle Grace Epstein Not Like the Others and Crap Around the Web

January 24, 2019 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Celebrate the almost end of the week with these sexy links including Doutzen Kroes' wedgie, Willa Holland's nips, and the top ten overlooked nude scenes of 2018! READ MORE

Alexis Ren Is Still Doing Stuff In Bikinis, But Is She A Monster?

January 24, 2019 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Alexis' tits are bleak reminders of the dozens of painful and increasingly unsightly touchups she'll receive from morally-challenged plastic surgeons over the course of her diminishingly successful career. READ MORE

Chris Brown Accused Of Rape

January 24, 2019 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

With the way MeToo has empowered groupies and other opportunists, I’m genuinely surprised that Chris Brown wasn’t targeted sooner. Just yelling anything that sounds like the word “rape” around him would stick like fingers to a keyboard after watching... READ MORE

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