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The 9/11 Movie No One Needed Coming Soon

July 26, 2017 | crap around the web | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Charlie Sheen can't leave drugs or bad ideas alone. Ever try to write great ideas down while you're high? Then sober up and attempt to make magic in the form of film from your drug inspired notes?

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Jesus Christ Interfering With Justin Bieber’s Career

July 26, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Now that the drama of not wowing more audiences with shitty autotuned music has settled, all eyes are back on Carl Lentz, and Bieber's new faith in Christ cults. Lentz leads the Hillsong Church - a group that has all the buzzwords of the... READ MORE

Susan Collins Calls Another Congressman ‘Unbelievably Unattractive’ on Hot Mic

July 26, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Congressman Blake Farenthold is an abominable looking man. He's an obese, triple chinned, goofy looking motherfucker. Or a Congressional five. You're not supposed to be able to say these things aloud. 

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Venus Williams Claims Not Murderer But We Know

July 26, 2017 | celebrity | Sam Robeson| 0 Comments

Wesley Snipes on a bad a day, Venus Williams, went on a lackluster killing spree on June 9th when she barreled through an intersection in Palm Beach Garden, FL, causing an elderly couple to T-bone her car. New evidence from Barson's... READ MORE

How Many Millions for Dinner With Leo and Kate?

July 26, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Make a list of things Leonardo DiCaprio related that you’d pay a million bucks for. The yacht, the plane, largely well maintained vulvas of various hot Victoria’s Secret models. How about dinner with Leo and Kate Winslet? Alligator arms. DiCaprio had... READ MORE

Mr. Skin Podcast Ep 55: Top 10 Scenes Of 2017 So Far

July 25, 2017 | advertisement | Sponsored Content| 0 Comments

On this week’s Mr. Skin Podcast, we’re counting down the Top 10 Nude Scenes of 2017… so far! These scenes might not all make the cut come the end of the year, so this might be your only chance to celebrate some... READ MORE

Joanna Krupa Vacations Better Than You and Shit Around the Web

July 25, 2017 | crap around the web | Robert Paulsen| 0 Comments

Joanna Krupa sexy vacation, Sahara Ray areola, and more!

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Kylie Jenner Snap Hacked

July 25, 2017 | celebrity | Lex Jurgen| 0 Comments

Snapchat was invented so high school drug connects and trashy girls who flash their tits to be popular could have a single place to ply their trade where parents couldn't find them. It worked. Nobody ever went broke selling... READ MORE

Social Media Spies Burglarize The Duff

July 25, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Stalking and home invasion is hard. But thanks to technology and the negligence of common sense, things just got a little easier. 

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Beckham Loves Beer

July 25, 2017 | celebrity | Elliot Wolf| 0 Comments

Nothing truly says I haven't accomplished anything like dating subpar singing stars on YouTube looking for a come up.

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